Renovators Delight.

Feel the passion flow

As sledgehammer drives

Through concrete block

Knock a wall through

Expand the living area

Stiffen your wilting cock

Breath in concrete dust

Hammer your thumb again

Let the fill be out 10mm

Sand and sand till raw

Slice the extension cord

Let change for change's sake
Your life fulfill

Live at Bunnings on Sundays

Home Hardware for the week

Bunnings have better sausages

But Home is where we peak

Which style of tile

Best reflects our individuality?

So many choices, all so shit

Lets change it up a little bit:

How about we make a house

That makes us happy

Uses recycled materials

Doesn’t look like it sprouted

Out of a Lifestyle Magazine

Avoid the Corporate flatpack

Custom make our own perfect world

Blockheads can bitch and fuss

Living reality TV dreams

All we want is a place to live

That speaks only of us

Not as simple as it seems

© shaun patrick green 2013