Shaun Patrick Green's Guide To Good Eating.

Hi there and welcome to my guide

To Good Eating

Firstly, Bats: No!

Say NO to bats!

Bad! Bad! Bad!

Horse: OK, but be careful

You don't want to get

Trampled to death.

Same goes with cows

Tasty - yum yum beef:

But gettin' in there

Can give you grief.

Lamb - oh lamby lamby woo,

I French Trim your cutlets

Because I have nothing

Better to do.

Pork, pork,

I want more on my fork:

Bacon, ham cutlets, fillet

I want it all in my skillet.

Mostly my food is farmed

Because I don't want wild things

Getting harmed.

But farming causes a lot of

Those Green House gases,

So maybe taking animals from the wild

Should feed the masses?

Vote with your feet: Stop farming meat.

Get out into the wild with a crossbow,

If you're hungry.

This might be the future

For feeding our country,
Or you could just go Vegan?
Nah, only jokin'.

© shaun patrick green 2020