Provides
an opportunity for the canny investor
Looking
toward the medium to long term,
With
excellent potential for high returns.
Situated
comfortably within
An
inner-urban demographic
And
sporting middle-of-the-road taste
In
fashion, food and music,
Combined
with a sense of manifest destiny,
This
Middle-Class-Straight-White Male
Takes
full advantage of all the perks
Of
entitlement and privilege.
Along
with a tasteful exterior renovation,
The
interior has been extensively remodelled
To
accommodate the views of women,
People
of colour, the LBGTQI community
And
the poor, with plenty of room left over
For
feelings of self-satisfaction and superiority.
Smart
use of apathy and indifference throughout
Have
created a sense of light and space,
With
the use of quality, locally-sourced fittings
Having
the added bonus of guilt reduction.
While
most sports can be blended seamlessly
Into
the living environment, the best of the
Arts
are also on show, though always understated,
Such
that this Middle-Class-Straight-White Male
Is
equally at home watching Friday night footy
Or
Game of Thrones, provided the right amount
Of
irony and condescension is on hand to keep their
Mass
appeal in check.
Despite
recent upheavals in the market,
Caused
by #metoo and #blacklivesmatter,
This
university educated, media-savvy
Middle-Class-Straight-White-Male
Has
managed to hold its value
And
still represents
A
quality investment
For
the discerning buying
Looking
to make a statement
In
these uncertain
Economic
times.
©
shaun patrick green 2018
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