Recently I've been teaching my youngest
Where's the best place to do a poo
And when I listen to our politicians
I reckon they need training too
Except their problem isn't knowing
The toilet's the smallest room in the
house
It's that every time one of them talks
The shit comes right out their mouth
Ask them to put policies on the table
They just smirk and lay a cable
Whose fault is it the economy is flat
They point the finger and take a crap
Ask what their response to climate change
will be
They'll serve you up a chocolate bilby
Try to get a statement on indigenous
affairs
Suddenly there's chokitos flying
everywhere
And when they say: trust us, everything's
cool
You know they're just dropping babies off
at the pool
Now they say you can't teach an old dog
new tricks
And whether that's true, I don't know
But if I can get a 2 yr old to dump in the dunny
I reckon we oughta give it a go.
© shaun patrick green 2017
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