The Music Mafia.

They are the music mafia

Look out coz they might getcha

So underground you don’t see

The beards for the bodyshirts

Tight pants and suit jackets

Stroking chins and looking down

On your choices for JJJ’s Hottest 100

No Taylor Swift will convince you

That Father John Misty is

The best thing to happen to music

-Ever-
That Jack White is a Genius
As is Kurt Vile and Tex Perkins
Is the sexiest man in rock and roll

How do I know?

I used to be one of them

But I turned informant

Now I live under witness protection

In suburbs far from the live music scene

Black jeans and pointy shoes

Side burns and roll your own cigarettes

I am just another schmuck like you

Listening to 104.9Hitz FM

© shaun patrick green 2015