With 70's fashion, bare titties,
Gouts of blood from bite wounds
This is for real and we need
To stop the spread now!
Zombie douche bags are among us
They have taken the form of
Merchant bankers, Politicians,
Used car salesmen, Real Estate Agents
Cafe Owners, Nightclub bouncers,
Lateline Newsreaders, Laurie Oakes,
Josh Thomas, Hannah Gadsby
The whole crew at Sunrise,
The ABC, SBS, every fucking
Free-to-air channel is controlled
By fucking zombies man!
Now here's the plan...
We build ourselves a fortress
Like on "The Block" only BITCHIN!
And if any of those fucks
From that reality show help us build it
We kill 'em straight away - zombies
Good workers, a little slow,
But when they're hungry - watch out!
Next we hold up inside
And wait for free-to-air TV to die
That should kill most of them
As for the rest, well, guns,
Lots and lots of guns,
And remember: aim for the head!
© shaun patrick green 2012
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