who is the fairest on the shitter
had a thought to share with you all
through the forum of social media
stroked my cat bought a car
ordered online an auto masturbator
had dinner here ate shit there
took drugs with what's his name
you know that loser what's his name
did a line of coke with shit tits
went to a club got wasted
tweeted shit that got me in trouble
had my pr people seeing double
so now I'm off twitter for good
because like shoes it's all about what fits
those who tweet are twats
those who follow tweets are twits
© shaun patrick green 2011
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