Obama-itis.

Australia has a nasty case of Obama-itis

Literally, inflammation of the Obama

Characterised by excessive itching of the

Obama area and consequent irritation due

To constant scratching of said area

Application of moisture to the affected

Area is prescribed whether by mouth or tongue

Or clinical swab dipped in nurse sweat

And /or glitter to reduce swelling

In extreme cases cortisone is prescribed

To reduce swelling or else ice packs

And an injection of ANZUS up the anus

May help to reduce symptoms

Of screaming and excessive flag waving
Prognosis is fair to good for recovery

with 30% chance of relapse

Patient discharged 0105 hours EST

Accompanied by ticker tape parade
And official motorcade

© shaun patrick green 2011